Welcome to my GoopSite

Hello, and welcome to my GoopSite, your one-stop-shop for everything goop!

Chapter 1: Before the Goop

Believe it or not, there was indeed a time in my life I knew not of the joys of goop. Although those days are long gone, they still haunt me to this day. What did I do, before the goopening, you may ask?

NOTHING!!!

I was NOTHING WITHOUT GOOP!!! Do you UNDERSTAND? GOOP IS LIFE!!! Without goop, everything lacks meaning, depth, it is absurd that someone would hold any will to live in a world without goop.